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gearstation:

sacredassbutt:

baruchsbalthamos:

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

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ahem.

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ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

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subject13fringe:

Why yes I have bathed in the blood of a virgin

I got a nose bleed in the shower once

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linky37:

Can we all just take a moment to realize how freaking adorable Denmark is.

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chvnele:

San Diego, CA

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blackgirlwhiteboylove:

brandos:

Elvin: Sorry, Mrs. Huxtable, I didn’t know you did that kind of thing.
Clair: What kind of thing?
Elvin: Serve.
Clair: Serve? Serve whom?
Elvin: Serve him. [referring to Cliff]
Clair: Ohhh, serve him? As in serve my man?

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She is perfect.

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone | Behind The Scenes

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googlebus:

australiansanta:

erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post

HARRY

my legacy

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fuckingtomatoes:

fuckingtomatoes:

My dream come true would be to get a bunch of people to dress up as pictonians at Anime Expo and walk around saying we don’t know…

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I see you reblogging this but I’m being completely serious 

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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP

I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a while a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this

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