When life gives you lemons, use the lemon seeds to grow a lemon orchard. Build for yourself a thriving lemon production business. Create a new, lemon-based economy, and shun those who refuse to accept lemons in trade. Become supreme overlord of all lemons.
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
"you should just get your license!"
“driving is fun!”
“It’s not that hard!”
leave me the fucK ALONE
I’M GOING TO SCREAM, I WAS LEAVING THE WALMART AND I JUST HEAR SOMEONE SCREECH “DIRK” AND I LOOK AROUND AND THIS GUY IS WEARING A JAKE SHIRT POINTING AT MY SHIRT AND WE STOOD THERE FOR ABOUT TWO MINUTES YELLING “JAKE!!!” “DIRK!!!!”
I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE HAPPY OMG
ah the mating call of the homestuck